Father James Quinlan (visiting priest from Cross Catholic Outreach) read this at 3 of the masses he celebrated here at St. Martin this weekend. It was requested that we post this on our website and Facebook, so here goes. Be sure to also see posts here regarding his ministry to be posted soon.
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Hello, welcome to Flight #2021.
We are prepared to take off into the New Year.
Please make sure your Positive Attitude and Gratitude are secured and locked in an upright position.
All self-destructive devices; pity, anger, selfishness should be turned off at this time.
All negativity, hurt and discouragement should be put away.
Should you lose your positive altitude under pressure, during the flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer.
Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith.
Once your Faith is activated you can assist other passengers who are of little faith.
There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight.
The Captain (GOD) has cleared us for takeoff.
Destination – GREATNESS!